If Tumblr Island ever becomes real I'm sure we'll...
you know that feeling when you realize you’re not as important to someone as you like to you are?
msdarcys: and then i realized my life revolves around people that don’t exist
I suppose this used to happen quite often..
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
Recalibrate your statistics.: important dates →
J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2:…
what i accomplished this summer:
phantomdoodler: batreaux: anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
homestucked: imo its really fucking annoying when your friends follow the same people you follow because do you know what that means that means you have to constantly scroll past like ten reblogs of the same goddamn post practically every other day god fucking damn
cosmicsan: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn